jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

humansofnewyork:

"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."
c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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